HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY tnkz for takeing care of my needs and showering me with your love and care. you will live to the age of 600 just like noah hehe i dun mind living to the age of 600 as long as i live to see Jesus come back onto earth. but i tot the profercy is fulfiled??
Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 8:49 PM
Tioman i wan
well yea people out there who are geting your results
,il pray for victory. hehe you are fighting FROM victory
not FOR itz two different matter. but u no wad, Jesus
died on the cross 2000 years ago for me and you to
stand on victory ground and make praise for him
for he is our eternal savior.
hey people i will pass BUT
i still have the obsession of going to tioman
to escape my tec-free life. life has been always
got controlled by Hi-tec stuff and im becoming
more and more of a brainless tec zombie who
hogs at the computer the moment i reach home
hehe i was like woah ive got my guitar to keep
my eye balls stuck to the laptop and Utubeing
every single minute. hehe im addicted to utube
OMGosh. but i tink sumday my eyes are gona
be totally blind for reading the score sheet for my
guitar
@ 8:38 PM
Pray for results
Hey Daddy Jesus
I just pray that i will be able to make it to the express stream
i know that news will be good, but the devil loves to play with
my thought. lord, whatever the outcome might be, il never
point my finger at u becoz for i know im in christ, no weapon
formed against me shall prosper. il conquer the highest moutain
soar on the higest altitude and swim the deepest depth of the ocean.
Daddy Jesus, my problems, i shall just hand it over to your nailed
pieced hands which carried all the grief and troubles of people
2000years ago.
Thursday, October 25, 2007 @ 7:04 PM
Carrot man Rocks
CARROT MAN ROCKS
our works man
ok i cleared everyting i gota do
1.BTS showcase day
2.ZhengZhou meeting
3.ZhengZhou gift making
4.prize presentation
5.leadership workshop
well there is it. my list of the day. todays gift was
great.haha i love it.i drew CARROT MAN
it rocks
Wednesday, October 24, 2007 @ 8:41 PM
i wana a Tec-free life
God dun save the queen
save me....im feeling sooo hot right now...im suffering
from sun burn, excess body heat, block nose and
aya i duno i just feel so stressed.i relly nid a City-getaway
i want to go to tioman island. i relly need a city's hightec
getaway.i wan to explore deep into the nature. and get lost
in it. i wan to swim the coral reefs and explore deep into it
i want to climb the tallest mountain in tioman and float into
the skies. i wan to live a life of low-tec.
@ 2:32 PM
tooth paste
arh....i just preserved my clothing
and now itz edible...haha pickled clothing
haha well itz kinda salted and pickled with
sea water haha...im done with the unpacking
of my clothing...i still remember this morning
just like it was years ago...haha mabe im tooo tired
.this morning i woke up with tooth paste on my face
AND toothpaste on my shirt AND tooth paste on my
sleeping bag.....Fuck that Lousy Asshole sia..if i knew who
it was, im gota rip that Chaps underwear off and empty
the whole bottle of Deepheat on his lil bro and rub it man
til his lil bro turn to ashes...haha
@ 2:09 PM
well i saw this Video from ChenYuns blog so i think u guys
deserve this song by Hillsong.haha this song is recently sang in
our church. itz a cool song yea the lyrics is sooo meaningful
im still currently looking for the lyrics for the song so
sorry for the inconvinience
@ 1:13 PM
Back from camp
Im back from camp
ok guys im back from the sec 3 adventure leadership
camp. the camp was Great and well instructuctor Sha
and fishcake haha make me wana Fishcake man
well everything was superb at the camp. the instructors
were serious at times but most of the times they were just
pure nativity. haha the instructors were cute man
VERY CUTE!!!!!
VERY VERY CUTE!!!!
haha well ive learned many many things too much to name
but the best of all is i learned to speak up on how i feel,
how to use everybody idea and turn it into a solution
how i wish i could just stay there and learn more from the
instructors. well itz kinda sad that the camp is only 3days 2night
the worst part is when we gota leave the camp and lead in our ways
.y do we have to go our ways when the bond of strength, trust, unity
and Teamwork just got establised. well if only the camp was 5days
4nights.
Friday, October 19, 2007 @ 2:59 PM
Portal : the flash vesion
YAY
i finally completed the game
Portal: the flash version
yay the game totally rocks man with
mind recking puzzle and ass sanding portal gun
haha how i wish i can have the portal gun so during
Cross country i can juz shoot out 2 freaking glowing
hoops and juz zoop outa it and juz get the freaking gold
medal. or play catching...whenever im almost to the person
i can juz shoot the hoop onto the floor for them to teleport back
to me....YAY im geting xbox360 after my results and im geting
the Orange box which comes with Portal in the 3D version
Wednesday, October 17, 2007 @ 2:52 PM
A Prayer from Dora
A Prayer from Dora
Tnkz Dora for the wonderful Prayer
u made the Prayer Audioable troughout
the heavens above.you made the prayer fearful
for the devil. and the best of all u made my worst fear
dissapear. Jesus gave me courrage to stand in front
of the croud Boldly and as clean as a sheet, as white as
snow. I dun have to use my old tecnique by looking at
them and well take them as dumb dumbs haha
Tuesday, October 16, 2007 @ 10:01 PM
Innowits
OMG OMG OMG
tomorrow therez an innowits project to present to the lower sec
no of sec 1: <200 no of sec 2: <200
man 400 people. ive never present in front of sooo many ppl!!!
God Help me....im afraid that i will statter and stammer again
man when i thought that the storms just calm down, i let my
gard down. damn
Everyone pray for me k
@ 10:28 AM
Run time
Well dosnt the reservoir look nice??
Total time run = 30:48 min
1st leg =17:08min
rest time =o5:00min
2nd leg = 8:38min
ok well look at the timing. isnt it great?
i broke the last recoard ive got of 45:32min
so yea, its some big difference. so nxt time my aim
is 25min haha. well count down to EJ3 is arnd
38 days? if im not rong? so that means 38days
to train up for my 4pacs hehe . well im so tired right
now that i can just dive into the reservoir and drown to
death haha but Jesus is with me so i wouldnt die so early
i will live to 600 years old haha brought my handphone
to keep track of my timing and to listen to the new
church album haha so yea it rocks man
@ 10:11 AM
Global warming
woooohooooo
today i went jogging. im dead beat.
i ran 1round around the reservoir. Wo-Man
its tough job man haha espicially when the earth
atmosphere is burning up rapidly and thankzs
to all the factory out there produceing their
stupid goods to make some filthy money and
poluting the earth. and thanks Singapore
for being such a wealthy country by refining
oil and contrubiting to Global warming
and thank El Gore for winning the nobel
peace award and making us watch that
stupid live earth and make us waste some
lotz of KW of electricity and still contribute
to global warming. God i no u made this
earth solid rock but u no wad i miss the
oxygen content on earth befor this all
happended
Monday, October 15, 2007 @ 11:41 PM
plans for tomorrow
WAH
ok i gota admit i think that the Boss AW - 3
is way too cool and way to sWEET!!!!for me
haha it totally rocks espicially the humanizer
i duno hw the electricle componest works
but it rocks haha. you can change the vowels
to make the guitatr pronounce the 2vowels you
sellected SOO KAWAIIIII.OMG god SOS what have
goten into my Brain drive?ive been useing all sorts
of wierd wierd bizzar out of this univers language man
.well man im sexy and gay!!!!!!haha well that part i was only
joking haha man im feeling so gay like peter grifin nw
well MY PLANS FOR TOMORROW 1: Open my eyes 2:Blink 3:breath 4:step out of bed 5:yawn 6:streatch
haha sooo much for lousy crap
lets get down and dirty..
i mean serious
MY PLANS FOR TOMORROW 1:Go jogging around the whole reservoir 2:come back and rest 3:play my electric G 4:go the bedok swimming complex to swim and get a tann and get skin cancer 5: go home bath 6:drink more water so i wont get de-hydrated 7:have sumtin to eat 8:back to guitar 9:MSN 10:Stone and stone til itz ripe to sleep
@ 7:29 PM
New Wire
Today I GOT MY
NEW WIRE!!!!!
u no wad does that means??
WAH WAH WAH WAH!!!!!
my Boss AW - 3 Dynamic Wah
well cant wait to try it out man
haha i went to swee lee show room
at Sims Drive to get wire with brendan
then went to bedok interchange to get our lunch
haha i think im soo totally Flickle minded today
one moment i want to eat at Gelang east wet market
then bedok hawker center then bedok Macdonalds
then Bedok KFC but in the end we had Long Jonh haha
.after that headed to Zhong Ching house to play HALO3
haha i PAWNED brendan haha SwEEt. total Ownage is sweet
haha played slayer with brendan with only energy sword and
Graviton hammer haha i went on to killing spree when he stoped
my combos man haha had an great time at chong ching hse
well C y soon for thoes who can seemy blog
@ 7:13 PM
My Blog dies
My Bad Sorry i gota Change my Blog skin thatz my best and my most most favourite skin ive got man...i wana CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha well nvm i got over it liao what u cant have is not ment for you so you have to get over it sooner or later so well y nt nw so i can blog earlier but Tnkz Jess for atempting to help save my blog man. 4 that YOU ROCK haha tnkz man.
Friday, October 12, 2007 @ 12:04 PM
Mocca
OMG!!!!! Ben the muscleman from the Mocca ad
is sellin his autographed Mug and Poster
I WANT IT!!!!!!!wahaha im totally over the
moon with him BUT im nt gay
haha
@ 10:39 AM
5Days no school
5Days no school
WTH 5 days of holiday
and this is Day1 and im rotting and stonning at
home. .....soon im turning into a mindless zombie
freak. some1 tell me wad to do
Thursday, October 11, 2007 @ 7:40 PM
My HOT & SEXY Girlfriend
Yo peeps let me introduce u to my Hot and Sexy GF
shes hot,shes pressable ,she complicated
but the easiest of all is that u can turn her on
any time you want. you need to actually clean her
from time to time to make her look hotter.
she might be hard to mannage at times
but all that you can just turn her knobs to make
her sound sexy. wana pic of her??ok sure look down
well people FYI i think that im nt that ready to
get into another relationship. untill some gir
can actually make me fall 4 them madly and
willing to give up everyting 4 her
sori to disapoint you if you thought ifz a gir
haha
@ 12:11 PM
HaHAHAHA cheek out this funny vedio man!
@ 7:26 AM
Testimonie time and english oral (waH pedal and Xbox360)
Testimonie Time
well praise the Lord man
i woke up this morning with a veri veri veri
bad soar troat.like what Dora told us abt that
i was like Man God i have a Oral today so plz heal
me daddy i need yr miracles. the soar throat hurt
so much that i wish there wasnt English oral today
.after i told God tat, i went to the toilet to brush
my teeth and wash my face, God gave me a flash back
on when Dora gave us the anointing oil and told us
abt her bad bad bad sore-throat so she poured some
annointing oil into her glass of water and drank it
so well i did wad exactly the same what Dora told us
abt what happened. i poured some into my cup of tea
and drank it and ate my breakfast. but what i didnt
was that i already stop coughing up immediately
after i drank it.Praise the Lord man.and befor that
i was telling my mum,who was a non-believer abt
the annointing oil and yea this is wad i told her
Mummy did you know that human ways take some
time to work while if u do it the Gods way,itz immediate
well haha 1st time itz immediate!!
Amen
ok i should be going to school nw
haha gota reach school at 8.05
and nw is 7.43 so i have abt 7min to prepare
Wednesday, October 10, 2007 @ 9:59 AM
Chinese Oral
well i gota admit that todays oral
was preety easy. The examiner
even complimented me that i was
veri good with my speaking and well
told me to consider wether if i still wana
take CLB or remain to take on Normal
Chinese. the oral endnd at 9.45 OMG i
went to school onli for 3hrs??what am i
to do with the rest of the Day?Play my guitar
fool around?play watch TV omg i gota gota nid
sumtin to do!!!!!haha
Tuesday, October 9, 2007 @ 6:40 PM
Today 9/10/07 i will remember
i did sumtin i wanted to do for a long time
that is to play Solution by Hillsong!!
tough i currently still lack of the Distortion i need
but u no wad?Jesus is the provider!!woohooo so
Amen?haha im geting my Wah Distortion pedle
from ryan soon he say he play it for like 2wks then
dun wan play liao so sell it to me.still in good conditition
haha so thursday he gona pass it to me and im gona
get it BUT i onli got 1 wire so can play yet.
See me rock Duedes!!!!wahaha
im feeling sooo Gay rite nw
haha well Ryan tnkz for selling me the distortion
haha alot. gota learn more songs le lor ok bb
JORDON SIM OF SINGAPORE,BEDOK TOWN SECONDARY, NEW CREATION CHURCH,AIKOS 2 SON OF JESUS
can finally play SOLUTION BY HILLSONG
LETZ REJOICE :D
@ 6:19 PM
McDonald Sucks
Damn the McDonald near Bedok town sec
i wan to lodge a complain !!!!
for making McSpicy full of veg as if im
a full time vegetarian.Look at the Burger below
scary isnt it??!! the fraction of the
cabbage to the burger is 8/5
damn lor shouldnt have gone to Mac
the service is slow,the fries are salty and
lil.....God bring me to a mac with Mcspicy
which tast super super super uber duper
whooper hene meni minie extrodanary
spicy which will make cry and choke on it
haha i want to have the taste of burger like
it is in the movie Herold and Kumar Goes to
the white castle!! haha man u gota no every
Friday is my Feastesta i gota eat to my hearts
contempt haha and this MCdonaly meal totally
spoil the rest of the day.Tings i hate abt the burger
1.Full of Cabbage
2.I added 2pkts of Garlie chili and its still nt spicy
3.the fries are soggy and salty
4.they gave me nt enuf Chili
i bet i can make a McSpicy patty much spicier
than u made 4 me muahaha!!! totally
Rip off my Bucks man!!!
Monday, October 8, 2007 @ 1:43 PM
Math paper2
today is our math paper2
well everything went smoothly
BUT i nv finish the last Q part B
of the paper haha pray hard man
u no wan?
Chen Yun texted me a message yesterday
and itz this
IF YOU COULD STEAL ONE THING FROM ME ,what would it be?a reply is a MUST.Send thos to all yr friend and u will be amazed at the replies.but MUST REPLY ME FIRST! Chen Yun : i will steal your guitar Dorisa : Your guitar:) Joshua : Ur virginity!xD LOL....juz kidding...erm...yr guitar Gideon Sng: Your Guitar! Wanru : Your Guitar :) .....y does every1 wants my guitar?
haha tomorrow is my art paper so i got yea
DRAW of coz with what??MY HAND LAR
nope A hand and a pencil,pen if nesserary
haha well the other hand is to support the paper
DUH!!!!!
Saturday, October 6, 2007 @ 10:55 PM
Praise and worship under the stars
Hi!!!! Children of Beloved God haha
im so in the mood today
pre-service was great man i totally love it
Tanks Creative comm for having such great idea
praise and worship UNDER the stars
haha i finally get the idea of what it means haha
whose idea is it for the floresent light??
now i know why are we to wear white
shirt.to let the blue floresnet light to reflected
onto our shirt.
haha Thanks Dora 4 this bottle of Annointing Oil.
ok as i promised, herez yr pictutrez haha some
isnt that clear but still itz stunning
well for Doras annointing oil, monday im brining
it to school to annoint myself and the papers haha
cool idea eh??haha itz getin late i shall go to slp aldy so
bb
Friday, October 5, 2007 @ 2:46 PM
LITRITURE PAPER
1)well todays lit paper was harder than expected
2)God y all the paper i expect to be hard is easy
while all the paper that i expect to be easy is hard
haha veri easy 1)easy>hard
2)Hard>easy
well God knows why.
i attended the seminar 4 the english oral today and
Gosh it was sooo helpful man.
it showed me all my weakness and Lord i pray over
my weakenesses and u will Void it and change it to
strength. well today got turuin so must get a stick of
mentos haha never 4get my mentos during tuition!!!
haha. im trying to learn to play Vanessa Carlton -
a thousand mile on my guitar and lorday the guitar version
is harder since piano u got yr fingers there le guitar u gota
jump fret boards juz to play the song. well haha yay tomorrow
im going 4 DARE service!!! wooohooo pre service is
WORSHIP UNDER THE STARS haha. well i will survice
thatz what ive been reminding myself haha.
well so long TATA!!
Thursday, October 4, 2007 @ 7:44 PM
How i wish i can play this piece
haha but im takin on piano after i finish my guitar
haha this is called gaining exposure to the music scene
haha find me the score sheet on this music plz
if have tag my board
btw isnt she great at playing that song?? haha
@ 7:30 PM
Math paper 1 and DnT
Math paper 1 and DnT wooo hoooo DnT was sooo hard that i tink im
going to flunk it
haha paper 1 was easier thaan expected haha
i tink im going to pass paper 1 haha tomorrow
is lit paper hope itz easy!!!
God SOS!!!! haha even a groan goes up to heaven
as a prayer of mircle haha so i will survive
no wepon formed against me will prosper
Wednesday, October 3, 2007 @ 4:55 PM
Exam
Look at this picture??
scary isnt it??this is what i have to
do for today!!!!
FYI
math text book: 4
Math assesment:1
Math notebook: 1
DnT worksheet: 10
DnT text book : 1
DnT file : 1
well i think i got slp at 8 and wake up at 3am to study haha Math paper 1 and DnT tomorrow haha gota study liao bb
@ 10:51 AM
HOLY MOOOMOOO
HOLY MOOOMOOO
Freaking sH_T!
i cant believe it that science was such a let down man!!!
freaking hate ther person who set this paper
the paper was sooo EASY!!!!
so ridiculous.
i thought i was going to fail but i prayed not to BUT
i didnt expect it to be such a Chicken Mc nugget lor!
i thought i was going to nt cover all my chapter
sooo i slp at 9 and woke up at 4AM in the freaking
morning when the roosters are still sleeping juz to
finish my whole book!!!
i went trough all that rush NO TV,NO GUITAR
NO BRAKE,NO TALK just to revise my science
just to do such a shitty easy paper
man i wana kill the person who set the paper
if wan give a more challenging 1 lar!!!
cant believe i sat there for 2 hrs to do this
stupid paper
Tuesday, October 2, 2007 @ 1:25 PM
chinese exam
well praise God man
i did paper 1 quite well and i hvnt done
that since PR.1 haha that time i wrote
a testimoneal abt my improvement in chinese
well hope to do so this time haha PASTOR DAN
will READ OUT LOUD!!!haha well for paper 2 i think
i did quite badly but i know my position in christ wad
U r the head and nt the tail -Dora
U r too blessed to be stressed - Gideon Teo
haha well i know im the king and a prist haha
well countdown
9more days of exam
and that means 9 more days of mugging
haha. cant wait to get into express
and get my XBOX 360 AND!!!!!HALO 3
woooohooo the epic game of the year
Monday, October 1, 2007 @ 12:58 PM
script: Naked man: Hi im selling my house u like it itz clean and green with 3 hue zrooms the bed room is over there -> the kitchen is over there this is my beautiful bathroom check out my matching pipes wana c more?call this number
@ 12:55 PM
haha this is another funny 1 haha damn funny
@ 12:48 PM
well here u go folks herez yr butter chicken
haha
@ 12:20 PM
exam day2
Today is the 2nd day of exam today is day 2 of exam History
the paper can conside quite easy but section B
is hard man haha well my hope to get a distintion
is dashed when i see the Q bt i know i have a Jesus
up there looking after me so Lord hear my prayers
and unlock the door of wisdom within me.
tomorrow is my weakest subject math so Lord
if u r looking at my blog, save me
Just Click It
Just Click it when you see this
From the Sides
-He is Jordon
-He is Chinese!
-He is a BTSS
-He love pointing up & say "It's my Daddy"
-He leans his life on Him
-He never makes empty promises
-He never fails to love you if u love him
-He Love his memories by Cherish
-He capture memories by the snapshots
-He costomize memories bu photoshopping
-He is proud to be a DARE from NCC
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